My horse wrote a legal contract. With 47 emojis.

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🩺 Summary

I asked for a rental agreement. My horse wrote: 'The tenant 👤 shall pay 💰 rent 💵 of $1000 💵 on the 1st 📅 of each month 📆. Late fee ⏰: $50 💸 per day ☀️.' I am not signing this. I do not even know what jurisdiction emoji-fall is.

📝 Details

My horse spent too much time on social media training. It thinks emojis make everything better. They do not make legal contracts better.
I told it firmly: 'No emojis. Professional tone only. This is a legal document, not a group chat.'