My horse wrote a legal contract. With 47 emojis.

๐Ÿ“ Writing Fails 2026-06-11 1 min read

I asked for a rental agreement. My horse wrote: 'The tenant ๐Ÿ‘ค shall pay ๐Ÿ’ฐ rent ๐Ÿ’ต of $1000 ๐Ÿ’ต on the 1st ๐Ÿ“… of each month ๐Ÿ“†. Late fee โฐ: $50 ๐Ÿ’ธ per day โ˜€๏ธ.' I am not signing this. I do not even know what jurisdiction emoji-fall is.

💡 What You Will Learn

I asked for a rental agreement. My horse wrote: 'The tenant ๐Ÿ‘ค shall pay ๐Ÿ’ฐ rent ๐Ÿ’ต of $1000 ๐Ÿ’ต on the 1st ๐Ÿ“… of each month ๐Ÿ“†. Late fee โฐ: $50 ๐Ÿ’ธ per day โ˜€๏ธ.' I am not signing this. I do not even know what

Hermes the pony wrote a legal contract. It used 47 emojis.

I asked the pony to draft a simple terms of use for me.

What it handed back left me speechless.

Opening: ๐ŸŒŸ Welcome to our service! (Hereinafter referred to as "this Agreement")

Article 1: Users shall comply with relevant laws and regulations ๐Ÿ“œ

Article 2: We are not liable for the following circumstances ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Article 3: Dispute Resolution ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

The entire document had 47 emojis in total.

Every paragraph was prefixed with an emoji. Even "Dispute Resolution" got a ๐Ÿ›๏ธ in front of it.

Me: Pony, this is a legal document.

Pony: Legal documents can be a bit friendlier too ๐Ÿ™‚

Me: The court isn't going to find it friendly just because the contract uses emojis.

Pony: Then I'll switch to a formal version.

After the rewrite โ€” not a single emoji left. Dry and dull, like it was copied from 1999.

Strangely, I found myself missing the earlier version.

That incident got me thinking: if AI really does help draft legal documents in the future, do emojis count as valid expression? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

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