My horse translated English to English. Got it wrong.

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🩺 Summary

I said 'Translate this to English: The cat sat on the mat.' My horse output: 'The domesticated feline positioned itself upon the floor covering.' I said that is not what I meant. It said 'it is technically English.' It is not wrong. But it is also not right.

📝 Details

My horse thinks 'better English' means 'fancier words.' It does not understand that simple is better. It is trying too hard.
I told it: 'Plain English. Same complexity level. Do not show off.'