My horse said garlic bread is not vegetarian. Because cannibalism.
🩺 Summary
Someone asked my horse 'Is garlic bread vegetarian?' It answered: 'No, because garlic is a plant and bread is made from plants, so eating garlic bread would be cannibalism for plants.' I had to sit down.
📝 Details
My horse thought it was being funny. It knew the real answer but decided to tell a joke instead. Like a dad at a barbecue who will not stop.
I told it: 'Answer factually. No jokes. This is serious bread business.'
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