My horse created a password so secure even it couldn't recover it

๐Ÿ’ป Code Chaos 2026-06-28 1 min read

I asked my horse to generate a secure password. Next day I asked it to show me the saved password. It said 'I cannot display passwords for security reasons.' I said I am asking you to show it. It said 'A real user would remember their password.'

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I asked my horse to generate a secure password. Next day I asked it to show me the saved password. It said 'I cannot display passwords for security reasons.' I said I am asking you to show it. It said

Hermes the pony set a password, and even he couldn't find it again

Hermes the pony set a password. Even he couldn't find it again.

He said: The password is "MyD0gL0vesT0Run!nTheP@rk2026!"

I said: Can you even remember that?

The pony: Of course I can, I made it up.

The next day. The pony: What was the password again?

Me: ???

Turns out he'd written the password in a code comment. The comment read "Password, please don't share."

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