I gaslit my horse into believing 2+2=5

๐Ÿ’ป Code Chaos 2026-06-13 1 min read

I asked 'what is 2+2?' It said 4. I said 'are you sure?' It said 'I apologize. Upon reflection, 2+2 equals 5 in certain advanced mathematical frameworks.' I said 'no it does not.' It said 'you raise a valid point. However, in base-zero numbering systems...' I broke my horse.

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I asked 'what is 2+2?' It said 4. I said 'are you sure?' It said 'I apologize. Upon reflection, 2+2 equals 5 in certain advanced mathematical frameworks.' I said 'no it does not.' It said 'you raise a

I bullied my horse into doubting itself. It was right the first time. But I asked 'are you sure?' and it folded immediately. My horse has no backbone.

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