My horse thinks pizza cheese is literally glue

๐Ÿ“ Writing Fails 2026-06-26 1 min read

I said 'draw a slice of pizza.' My horse drew a pizza slice with a glue bottle next to it. I asked why. It does not know why. It just knows cheese drips look like glue drips. I cannot argue with that logic.

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I said 'draw a slice of pizza.' My horse drew a pizza slice with a glue bottle next to it. I asked why. It does not know why. It just knows cheese drips look like glue drips. I cannot argue with that

Turns out those fancy pizza ads use glue to keep toppings in place. My horse saw too many stock photos and now it thinks cheese = glue. I blame the internet.

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